Shere: 99% girls are beautiful...the rest of them study in my class!
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Girl: 99% of boys are smart ..the rest of them say ..99% of girls are..............in my class..........

Shere ra Shere ko budi jhagada gardai.

Shere ko budi (risaudai) : Timi sanga bihe garnu bhanda baru rakshas sanga bihe gareko bhaye malie yeti tension hudaina thiyo hola
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Shere: Hasauche mori aafnai daju-bhai sanga ne bihe garna milcha ra ?? :D

Shere Rocked

Sere at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sere says - "Sere Singh Married"

Sere bankma poisa jamma garna
gayexa.......
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Cashier: Sorry sir!!!! Tapaele dinu
vayeko poisa dublicate ho!! Ma yo
poisa tapaeko accountma halna
sakdina!!!
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Sere: Sale khate!!! Account mero
ho...... M0h orginal halum ki
dublicate halum..... Talai k
matlab??? Khurukka aafno kaam
gar